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2007-02-25T06:07:00.000-08:00

HAHA. im updating. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. anyway. i just watched italian job. its such a good show la. and mark wahlberg is so hot man. haha. anyways. i realise joy loves to reminisce bout the past and laugh to herself bout it. so it'll be like out of the blue my phone will vibrate and then i read the message and its something like that: "OMG ger. i just remembered something funny. POD. HAHAHAHAH"

anyway. happy chinese new year everybody! chinese new year = eat alot = permanent stomachache = shit alot = ass pain. sigh. the internet is the best man. it helped me and hoiyan check the spelling of "wahlberg" and "reminisce" for this entry. :D

anyway. joy ling and michelle lim. i hope ur desire to be a saint (every saint a servant leader) still burns away. your wonderful plan okk! wont wanna ruin it would you? HAHA. so mich. PRACTICE PRATICE TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN. AND ONE DAY. you will become michapova. and joy ling. PRACTICE PRATICE TRAIN TRAIN. and one day. you will be able to finally hit the ball over the net :))

ok im going off. got school tomorrow. :( bye.

2007-02-21T05:04:00.000-08:00

Lee hoiyan, not only have you not squashed a spider before, you probably haven't even squashed a beetle before. hahaha both of which have BLUE blood. HAHAHAHA oh dear that was so silly. anyway, the only reason why mosquitoes have red blood is cos their whole body is filled with OUR blood. ahahaha. and you know those type of dumb flies which always fly to lights, yeah. they have yellow blood. haha i squashed one before :D PRO.
stupid halk! why dont you squash yourself to see if you have blue or red blood, you fleeFLYbirdie! ahahaha maybe you have purple! unique mixed breed of a bird and a fly :D

HAHAHAHA okay dont know what im talking about. anyway! ger now i know why i fared so so badly during class in sec 3. check out the poem we wrote for halk during i dont know which lesson.

halk halk as thin as a stalk(haha im sure)
you make us gawk 0.0
you eat hello panda everday
you're gna start looking like one right away
stay away from hello panda
you dont wna be amanda

& so the following year nette wong became a hello panda addict.

-joy

2007-02-21T04:37:00.000-08:00

HAH. the password to this blogspot thing is.. gross.
ANY WAY. i am feeling sad. hhahah i dunno why. maybe its cos i only had veggies and fish for dinner. and two mandrin oranges before that. i think that killed my appetite. hmm.. OH YES. this is hoi yan by the way. haha

school has been pretty much. A BORE. like lectures tutorials.. and my class. omgg. my class rocks. actually i dont really talk to anyone except sheryl because no one talks. so yea.. but they still are nice people, like me. AND. i wish i had a twin. seriously! i wish i do! i think its damn cool la. like you can dress up your twin and see what you actually look like from all angles. unless, of course your twin is bloody not identical.. which can be cool too. COOL. i just realised i know like THREE pairs of twins- one in my class... but her other half is like coming to the school soon. her name is like li ying and her twin's li yi. i dont really know the difference though.

oh and by the way. did you know, that beatles blood.. is BLUE!? like wth right! who has blue blood (besides insects). actually im not sure if its beatles or insects. i think its insects. ah whatever. they're all the same. yeah.. my bio teacher was like insects have blue blood.hmm.. i thought it was untrue at first so i tried to argue that mosquitos kinda have red. and they ARE insects after all.. and then this guy next to me was like, you mean you've never squashed a spider?! LIKE HELL NO!! so yes. that was what happened in bio tutorial. i didnt really pay attention after that.

okay i should stop blogging. i know joy's dying to read my entry, RIGHT? hahah byee!

2007-02-19T23:24:00.000-08:00

GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK.

ger & i have decided to update this silly useless close-to-extinct blog yeah! :D

and its all thanks to ethel soh. who inspired us to blog about her loser blouse incident last time. okay here goes..

i can still remember that faded print on her blouse ever so clearly. yellow flowers embossed against a light blue checked background. and worst of all, it was imprinted in the shape of an iron. HAHAHAHA. it all happened after pe. when we went to collect our blouses to change. and then we were already walking back to class. at the bamboo courtyard, ethel finally realised that her blouse had that outstanding print. however she couldnt stop denying that it was her blouse. she even said she must have picked up someone else's blouse -.- hahahaha. we were even examining the print la. and i remember someone said 'well it definitely SMELLS like your blouse' HAHAHAHA. can that smart person who said that please own up! you would have saved us all the trouble back then.

but anyway after much pondering, ethel finally realised her mum must have ironed on that print when she was ironing ethel's blouse. which is so silly. i wonder why ethel took so long to realise that. tskk she cant even recognise her own ironing board?? HAHAHAHA

oh dear. that was such a random entry. anyway, happy cny everyone. im going over to mich's place later to make our own dinner & eat by the poolside. we sure are emo kiddos. hahaha

BACK TO REALITY, mich is now practising hard for her tennis. so if all else fails (CHOY!), she'll be able to use it to get into sa :DD hooray! anyone good enough to hit the tennis ball back please do her a favour and practice with her. i tried to be a nice and kind friend that day, and we played tennis for two whole hours under the scorching sun. i was even aching for the next two days. from all the ball picking i had to do. i can hardly even hit back for nuts. haha how sad. eh but i must say ive improved though! i can hit the tennis ball within the box now. HAHAHA

so ger, if you want mich & i to go to sa, you'd better come practice with us. hahahaha you wanted to me to type a long post, i listened. now i want you to take over my post as mich's ball picker, you'd better listen too. HAHA goodbye everyone. and happy cny! :D

-joy

2006-11-24T04:39:00.000-08:00

ok im currently working on this video which is taking so long to do cos i keep getting distracted by pokemon. cant blame me. i just gotta catch em all!

anyway. i decided to update cos obviously noone wants to read bout chee keong anymore. so im gonna update bout something totally interesting and wonderful- MY DAD'S FISHES-.

i tell you. when your dad goes overseas and asks u to take care of his fishes.. say NO. omg. basically, my dad has four fishes right. and he left them in my care till he comes back and right now. three has died. and do u noe how sad that is? for some reason. fishes tend to start dying if one dies. so today i was spending the whole day scooping dead fishes and flushing them down the toiletbowl (im not kidding). im so so dead. but whatever. the worst was having to scoop the fish out. u noe how gross is that. i felt like puking. omg. and the worst thing was.. my sister and i went to eat sushi for dinner. dont worry i didnt eat sashimi. if i had eaten sashimi, the fishes will haunt me in my sleep. audrey says they'll go: ger ger...*bubble* *bubble*. HAHA. anyway, when fishes die, they get sucked towards the filter. thats the grossest part la. so when i offed the filter, there is this SCHWOOOOP sound and the fish starts floating aroung.

ok enough. im going to play pokemon. bye
-ger

2006-11-07T22:16:00.000-08:00

OH GREAT.
WHY DINT ANYONE CHOSE CHEE KEONG'S IDEA FOR SITUATIONAL WRITING!
tskk. hope the marker would be as boring as me.

chee keong rocks

yay

-.-

-joy

2006-10-20T00:07:00.000-07:00

HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST BOOK EVER. I THINK IM LIKE READING THE 6 BOOKS FOR THE FIFTH TIME THIS YEAR OR SOMETHING. HAHA. and i have cleverly come up with names for my fellow muggle friends. :D

dobby- lynette
dumbledore/snape/professor umbridge- natt
audrey-mudblood

lynette said i was kreacher. HAHAHAHAHHAA. that was so funny. HAHA.
ANYWAY, no fear my friends, when YOU-KNOW-WHO appears, HARRY POTTER WILL SAVE US ALL! woooot! :D

bye, you muggles!

-ger

2006-10-10T04:01:00.000-07:00

IM EDITTING THIS POST. I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE CAN GET ANGRY OVER THAT!

urgh

-ger

2006-10-01T05:29:00.000-07:00

i am updating again cos i was talking to halk and reminded me of something mrs r did..

during a powerpoint presentation with a slide showing a map..

mrs r: so geraldine, what is this?
- points to some part of the map-

ger: err err.. port? ship port?
mrs r -frowns- : no what is THIS
-points to another part of the map-

ger: err err.. i dunno.
mrs r -rolls her eyes and frowns again- : its a MAP RIGGHHHHT?

THATS THE WORLDS STUPIDEST QUESTION OKAYY? URGH.

sorry. that was pretty long ago but whatever

-ger

2006-10-01T04:12:00.000-07:00

goodness gracious me. this is a dead blog and im gonna revive it. :)

country road
take me home
to the place where i belong
west virginia
mountain momma
take me home
country road

joy says: " its extra nice when u listen to it on the bus!"
...

HAHAHA. i cant believe i agreed with her. HAHA.

-ger

2006-09-17T03:56:00.000-07:00

longest day was so shitass hilarious. omg.

our performance expecially. when i think of it i just start laughing so hard. HAHA.

1. me and joy couldnt read the lyrics cos the pa person decided to dim the lights.

2. we were damn out of tune.

3. we forgot the tune to lemon tree.

4. joy ling always made me start a note and she just keep quiet and then follow my tune. which was off.

5. vic ng fell while riding her broom. the funny thing was she slipped and then stared at us. i just wanted to burst out laughing.

6. during the singing songs part, joy ling almost choked to death cos lynette was too short and couldnt put her arm around joy's shoulders so she was clinging onto joy's collar. HAHA.

7. joy suddenly started laughing cos she saw shi's green polka dotted lab coat.

8. cassie came out from the wrong side of the stage

9. audrey and caoyu got stuck backstage cos they were so kanchiong to get backstage and so they were at the back the whole time we were doing the clapping hands game.HAHA

alot more stuff. but i have to go cos my mum wants to watch korean shows on youtube. -.-
what a boring entry. bye.

2006-09-09T22:42:00.000-07:00

omg. school is like starting tomorrow and this sucks. and i am pms-ing. its quite bad. i get annoyed at every single thing and my head feels like its gonna explode everytime someone annoys me. urgh.-ger

2006-09-06T06:40:00.000-07:00

warning: come to longest day with tons of tissue to soak up your tears. actually, come preferably with sponges and buckets.

cos we've done the lyrics for our class item/song, and there's only one word to describe it..

EMO!!!

hahaha! and now ger says she feels like crying. tskk what is wrong w her. so we're gna disguise our tears by trying to think of funny actions to go w the song. cos we wont want our class to break down into loud sobs while doing the performance of the year! hahaha sigh what losers. hahah. i love 4B2 '06 :D

-joy

2006-09-01T20:22:00.000-07:00

guess what. i've got diarrhoea. omg. guess what i ate? 3 months expired salad dressing. im damn grossed out and i keep shitting its not even funny. my butts hurts now and omg. just save me.

-ger

2006-09-01T02:11:00.000-07:00

hehe. i shitted before i blogged :D

anyhow. i take back what i said bout myskina sucking. HAHA. how i kne she injured! cannot blame me la.

anyway its the first day of holidays and im so bored alr. seriously. and i have nothing to say. so byebye.

-ger

before i go,look at this...

BETHANIE MATTEK- some tennis player. HAHA. its so damn funny

2006-08-31T01:40:00.000-07:00

MYSKINA SUCKS LA. wahpiang eh. out of all my favourites she was the first to get kicked out of the us open. she got her butt thrashed la. wth. this is so annoying. there is never a grand slam where my ALL my favourites get past the first round safely. WHY WHY WHY! oh momma. i need to sob. :X

losing to the ranked 134 in the world isnt a pleasant thing to do. in fact, its embarrassing. im so disgusted. ugh. and ive got a damn bad stomachache again. i think its blogger. this website always makes me wanna shit. stupid. bye.

-ger

2006-08-26T22:13:00.000-07:00

its the time of the year again where USOPEN IS IN ONE DAY'S TIME!! :) :) :)

just some advice during this exciting yet may turn out horrid period:

1. do not tell me to stop watching tennis

2. do not laugh when my favourite players lose

3. do not roll your eyes at me when im in a bad mood and u ask me why and i say tennis.

4. when you see me with protruding eyebags do not ask why

5.do not remind me of prelim results.. do so only after usopen

6. do not go HA HA in my face when my favourite players lose

7. when i keep going on and on about tennis do not ask me to shut up.

ok. there. I CANT WAIT FOR US OPEN. OMG!!! :D :D :D

-ger

2006-08-25T22:53:00.000-07:00

sigh...

-ger

2006-08-20T03:30:00.000-07:00

sigh. im in one of my biggest dilemmas. RODDICK OR FERRERO!?! :( :( :( they're both in the finals.. both need the title so badly. OMG. :( :( :( save me! but on the happier side. one of them will win the title! :D so will it be........mr -i-look-so-darn-cute-in-my-striped-shirt-roddick.
or
mr -i-need-to-get-a-haircut-but-still-so-cool-ferrero?!?!?

i dont really care! someone's gonna win! :D

-ger

2006-08-19T03:52:00.000-07:00

woah. who put miss jling in her bitchy mood eh!?! u noe what will cheer you up, joy? not just you. but EVERYONE!!!!

ferrero defeat nadal! ferrero defeat nadal! in two sets in two sets! wooooooooooot! 7-6 7-6. i love u juan carlos!!!!!!!!! :D :D

ANDY RODDICK WON TOO! omg things are going greeeaaat! :D

sigh. yeah i kne la. everyone's probably thinking: they wont be winning for long. haha. but whatever! :)

-ger

2006-08-18T21:24:00.000-07:00

hello ger! you're not the only who who feels so BLEH. hahah i think its the weather or smt
SIGHHH.

i hate it when ppl accuse me of something that i dint do. it seriously sucks!
pfft. jst cos you dont see me THERE, does not mean i haven been going you know!

OKAY. MAYBE IM JST FEELING EASILY ANNOYED. BLAME IT ON MY BAD MOOD OR MY WONDERFUL CAPABILITY OF SCREWING UP ALMOST EVERY PAPER :/ BYE EVERYONE

-joy

2006-08-17T23:47:00.000-07:00

ok im blogging. had chem prac today. im so dead la. its zinc carbonate. sigh. why is it that whenever i blog i need to really shit la. dunno why also. oh well. anyway. what a boring entry. blah

-ger

2006-08-08T10:19:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!

ok. today had national day celebrations.. well.. the beginning part was pretty fun. when we were all still enthu and stuff. but then it got boring. and they kept making us do the kallang wave to stall for time cos the video obviously couldnt work. and then aft the kallang wave finished. the video STILL couldnt work. so they had a wave the flag competition. HAHAHAHA. it was hilarious. the songs were the best part of it all. the forum thingy was really annoying. there was this annoying girl. OMG. she just kept arguing and arguing and arguing... AND ARGUING. seriously. she kept going on about how she was not satisfied with dunno what shit la ok. omg. and she even got booed off stage by everybody!..well.. not exactly everybody. mostly our class. HAHA. we were all shouting GET OFF! gosh. she was so annoying. if i see her around ill just barf. anyway its like 1.21am. and im watching tennis and stuff. ferrero and haas just won! so happy. haashaas. today i studied hereditary and i was trying to convince my aunt she was a dwarf cos she is so short. so she is probably a tt right. HAHA.

-ger

2006-08-04T06:30:00.000-07:00

REASON WHY WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER IS FREE:

IT HANGS ALL THE TIME.

-ger

2006-07-28T06:56:00.000-07:00

haha joy has updated about almost everything la. anyway liverpool has new kits!!! im so excited la!!! but the new players are all ugly la. so thank goodness for gerrard and alonso and kewell. haha
its quite nice la. but i dont think they should wear yellow. it isnt alonso's colour in my opinion.. anyhow..omg. nosebleed la.. liverpool has goodlooking players until the manager decided to sign...

this. -.-

he better be good.

so yah. my update was crap. hahaha. byebye
-ger

2006-07-26T04:05:00.000-07:00

guess who's back back back, back again.

HAHAH IT WAS FOUNDER'S YESTERDAAYY!

the svc in the morning was actually pretty much enjoyable you know. it was somewhat different from the usual boring founder's day svc. but then again, maybe it was cos i was sitting in between nicc ( WHO WAS EXTREMELY RANDOM/WIERD/RETARDED ) and ger ( who was jst being her usual spastic self ) hahah!

and then the much awaited event!

FOUNDER'S DAY DINNER AT THE SWISSOTEL RAFFLES BALLROOM

after school, nette shi and halk came over to shower before we headed down to do our hair. it took a relatively short time to style our hair except for shi's. her hair was so nice lah! at the end was curls. but then when i next saw her 4 hours later, all the curls were . HAHAH yes they disappeared! she kept touching her hair until her curls all became straight. so after that halk and i went to do our makeup in town while shi and halk met at ger's place to do theirs.

it was such a grand affair at halk's place lah. hahahaha frankie shi nette ger halk and i spend quite a long time taking photos by the poolside. HAHAHAH and in the 'family room'. whr frankie did some awkward pose on the floor. but only cos there was no space on the sofa for her. haha! left for the dinner with halk's mum, who sent us there.

joy: i bet you later miss kek is gna wear the cheongsam we saw her in today.
ger: no laaah she wont!
joy: why not. it looks quite formal what.
ger: oh please! if she wears a cheongsam she's gna look like one of the waitresses there.
halk: ohh.. hahah.. um my mum's wearing a cheongsam?

HAHAHAHAH. it was super hilarious lah. and to think tht ger the dumb was sitting in the front seat, right next to hoiyan's mum (who was in a purple cheongsam). so anw, we basically paid 75 bucks to walk around taking photos and eating gross food. but with the ten of us sitting in the same table, it was very fun nevertheless! :DD

then frankie ger halk and i went over to natt's place to sleepover. we played monopoly which was super funny. i initially started out on a losing streak cos the dice would somehow always land me on frankie's property, but managed to catch up later (much to ger's dissaproval) HAHAH. she was having such a great time laughing at me until she made about 10 trips to jail. natt was super funny too she kept landing on our properties and nearly went broke. an example was the two brown cursed properties of frankie's, also known as 'dirty district, kampung glum and kampong glam(after she successfully built two hotels on each plot) HAHAH. halk was being a alkuerioajkldf. cos we kept trying to cheat her by pretending we dint know we landed on her spot. but she was so super observant. she even knew when we landed on her electrical company while she was collecting money from frankie. HAHAHA.

after monopoly we became super sleepy and sick. hha i used up nearly an entire box of tissues. so then we decided to shower. and cos we dint realise that the heater wasnt on, we bathed in cold water. which fortunately or unfortunately, woked us up. hahah all these happened while frankie went to sleep after monopoly. so we watched tv for awhile, and then went to natt's room. hahahaha since it was alr 3 plus we thought HMM MAYBE WE SHLD SLEEP SO WE CAN WAKE UP TMRW. but thanks to the cold shower, halk natt ger and i cldnt sleep at all. so we ended up playing 'i spy' and some other wierd game. and i think wht made it so funny was tht we were all lying in different spots in her room and it was dark. HAHAHA

during the game of 'i spy..'

ger: i spy something.. black.
joy: your blanket!
natt: eh how you know.
joy: cos ger's covering her face with the blanket?
natt: okay my turn. i spy something.. black with white stripes (HAHA like everything in the room was black and white cos we were in the dark -.-)
joy: zebra
ger: wallpaper
natt: i dont have a zebra in my room
joy: zebra figuirine?
natt: no its my klaurioajkd --> i cant rmb what was it
halk: okay my turn. i spy something.. dark
ger: indian
joy: clock
natt: blanket
halk: no its frankie's earhole

-.-"

hahahaha! it was so funny lah. and then we were talking until we happened to keep quite for about 1 minute. which led to us falling asleep and waking up the next morning to macs breakfast. yay! we slept t 5am and woke up at 9plus am. hha left for home after that.

i must say i enjoyed myself very much!!! haha the 9 of your are such great company :D everyone looked pretty that night. from the crossies, to the other classes, to wantheng and all, to our seniors who came to visit, and even amanda and ger! <-- SUPER PRETTY MANZZ. haha woots. love you all <33

-joy

2006-07-23T04:45:00.000-07:00

haha. ive been eating alot of durian puffs lately.. if i eat somemore im gonna look like a durian puff in my founders day dress.. a burnt one. but anyway my main objective is to blog about school's opening yesterday. and it was sooooo super funnyy.

during the service

joy: eh lets come up with words from *'s name (if u wanna noe who is *. ask me)
ger: okok
joy: rat
joy: mug
ger: hmppaphhhhaahhhahh (cos we had to control our laughter)
joy: nut
ger: HMAMMMPHHHHAHAHHHHAH
joy: we must think of longer ones la
ger: ok.
--silence--
ger: trauma
ger and joy: HMAPPPPAPPHHHAHAHH *snort* HAMMMMPHAHHHAHHPAPP *SNORT*
-silence-
joy leans over and whispers: ... sugar.
ger: HAMPPPPPPPAAPPPPAPPPPPPPHHHAHAHAHHHHHHAAHAHAAPPPPPPAHAHAHHAHA*snort* *snort*HAHMPPPPHHAHAHAHHA
nette: ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

haha. so yeah. it was so hilarious. oh and mrs low was hilarious too. cos our refreshments was this packet with a hotdog bun and a muffin right. so mrs low was like. " so.. the banana mERfin..."

right so aft the service, we waited at the canteen for awhile. and joy was talking to stanley on the phone. and joy sounded like some schizo freak la. " WHY ARE U SO STUPID. YAAAAAAAAA. WHY U.. BLAH BLAH BLAH." " okay ok. u choose la. hehe" "WHAT DO U MEAN.. U ARE SO STUPID. BLAH BLAH" awww. such a loving couple.

so anyway we took 170 because miss joy ling forced us to. and it was DAMN SMELLLLLLLLLLLY OK. i was so pissed off and i kept telling joy that she is so dead. then got one stop where alot of ppl dropped and we had seats. but the seats looked super dirty.

ger: u wanna sit?
joy: okok
-we sit-
ger: its so dirty! if there is a cockroach aroudn soemwhere i'm gonna seriously scream.
joy: haha
ger: its so disgusting. and the ...
PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK
joy: WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
so the both of us looked up: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ok there was this woman who was like getting ready to sit down but then befroe that she was using her hands and beating the seat of the cushion super loudly. PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK. for dammnnnnnn long. and the bus was still qutie crowded yet she was taking her time to beat the cushions of the seats. HAHAHAHAHHAAH.

oh well. im so bored. im gonna go read tennis news. HAHA. bye

-ger

2006-07-21T04:41:00.000-07:00

haha. nicc reminded me..

we were talkin bout teeth somehow..

joy: ya! my ahgong used to have gold teeth..
ger: used to? you mean.. your grandfather passed away alr? (i was trying hard to be thoughtful cos perhaps joy was close to her grandfather)
joy: huh??
ger: used to what. u mean he passed away?
joy: oh.nono. now he got no teeth.
natt,halk,ger: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
-----
halk: oh yah! my grandmother had one teeth on top and one teeth below.
ger, joy and natt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. that was so hilarious

-ger

2006-07-19T06:47:00.000-07:00

joy's entries are always so hilarious. i dunno why. maybe cos she sounds so bitchy in them.

anyway. im not in a happy mood right now. LIT IS SO ANNOYING. i mean who cares what techniques the poet uses to bring out the themes. i dont care. i dont care that there are loooooooooooong vowels aka assonance in the poems neither do i care whether i can see a stupid image from the most random phrases ever. i dont care whether i can hear exploding alliteration sounds aka plosives. like how lame is that? plosives have exPLOSIVE sounds. i mean who came up with that. it isnt even funny.

whatever.bye

-ger

2006-07-19T04:26:00.000-07:00

OMG. SCHOOL WAS SUPER SUPER HILARIOUS TODAY.

okay. ger and i were late for school today. and we very unfortunately got booked as we were making our way to the concourse. but thankfully, we were only booked for being late for assembly. so we stayed at the concourse and we heard the head prefect nominees speeches. assembly was soo long ger and i nearly died standing.

HAHAHAHAHA.

and ger was in an awfully bad mood cos _________. she denied it. but cmon lah, you can so obviously tell a person is in a bad mood if she isolates herself on a chair while playing shooting w a red umbrella. all this while we were staring at her. HAHAH or maybe ger's jst strange. but anyway...

HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!! :DDD

it was the last chem prac we would have for the year. yeapp! and the class must have been rather distraught by it cos many wierd comments were made and a freak incident occured

THE WIERD COMMENTS

mrs low being bitchy
we were suppose to titrate this solution until it turned pale yellow. pale as in close to colourless kind of pale

nicng: *holds up solution and shows mrs low* is this pale yellow?
mrs low: i said PALE YELLOW PALE YELLOW! THAT IS LIKE URINE COLOUR!!

jamie: mrs low, the test tube feels warm!!! (she was actually very excited bout this observation)
mrs low: yaaa. of cos it turns warm lah! its an EXOTHERMIC REACTION! ugh *rolls eyes*

god. told you she was bitchy

tricia: caoyu, what did you get for test 2?
cowie: no change.
tricia: joy, what did you get for test 2?
joy: no change also
tricia: your got the same answers?
cowie: yupp. we made similar observations

HAHAHA. actl it was cos she copied my work.

as you can see, we were all very caught up w our titration and QA. so much till yingchong somehow managed to spill the whole container of aqueous ammonia. OMG I TELL YOU. the whole lab was immediately filled with the pungent smell lah. the whole class was choking like crazy. cos we had to switch off all the fans, there was no ventilation at all. and guess what. yingchong only had to pay 2.20 for breaking tht huge container or ammonia! it was so unworth it for all the pain we had to go through. i quote ger 'its like paying franky to fart'. hahaha! went to frankie's place w nette aft tht. and yeapp that's about it. 3 more weeks to prelims :/

-joy

2006-07-18T04:45:00.000-07:00

ger has been especially wierd/random/insane this two days. like on monday, the two of us were super tired so we dint really joke much w each other on our usual trip to school cos our eyes were half closed most of the time.

at my house bus stop

me: so how come you only slept for 3 hours?
ger: cos its like.. you know that type of feeling?? when you're actually super tired but you just cant sleep?
me: oh yea. insomnia you mean.
ger: nooo its not insomnia! its like, you just feel like sleeping but you just cant seem to.
me: isnt that insomnia
ger: noooo, its not.. .... ..... ........... ......... .........

and i was thinking to myself if she even knew what insomnia meant. HAHAH.

in the bus, when we were standing up. both our eyes were like half closed because we were too sleepy (and it was half open cos we were afraid we wld miss our stop)

ger: my bag weighs a ton
me: really.
-after about 3 mins of silence-
ger: my hair is so messy
-after 10 mins of silence, when we were alr walking up the hill-
ger: ..... mumbles something .....
joy: what?
ger: .....MUMBLE MUMBLES....
joy: omg ger stop slurring
ger: AIYOO! I SAID ...mumbles mumbles and more mumbles....
joy: oh haha okay.

i cldnt decipher what she wasnt saying at all la. so i had no choice but to pretend i understood. hahah and i refuse to acknowledge that geraldine lim goes crazy due to lack of sleep :DD anw school was extremely slack today. besides watching balloons floating up into the sky, singing the school song 3 times cos of rehersals, listening to nette talking crazily to herself, and sitting infront of an annoying teacher.
okay. im off to complete math testpapers.

-joy

2006-07-17T03:28:00.000-07:00

school has been like super slack. it doesnt even feel like prelims are coming. haha. anyway today was the usual. franky with her braces and alot of rubber bands.. ALOT. erm.. nette was rather siao today.. " i want hello panda. nonononononoononono. i dont want the packet i want the box. nononononononono.gerrrrrr...! nononono." OMG. haha. and then joy was in bad mood so she had a permanent bitchy face. ethel on the otherhand had a permanent frown cos she forgot to bring her entry proof and had to pay two dollars for it. mich was ,lets say, in an ANTicipating mood. natt was still going on about how mrs kao hasnt given her her fifty dollars. shi and me were laughing over hey-MAD. ok what a fun day. woopee.

nic ng: STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME BRING MY BOOKS TO SCHOOL IN A PLASTIC BAG SHITHEAD! :)

-ger

2006-07-10T04:16:00.000-07:00

im lazy to type words. so ill post pictures. i was on my annual wimbledon photo collection spree that day... :)

safin being angry. i would be too if i got kicked out of the second round of wimbledon.

get a hair cut..

pissed as usual

omg. my favourite pic. HAHA.

ok i gtg.

-ger

2006-07-05T05:38:00.000-07:00

ok. like wth. what is going on man! :( wimbledon ended 4 days early for me. world cup ended 6-7 days early. like whatever.

OMG. WHY IS CID SO SADISTIC. HAHAHA. QI YUWU IS SOME PATHETIC GUY LA. HE GETS THE UGLIEST GIRLS IN THE SHOW. HE GETS WHACKED AND BRUISED EVERYWHERE. HIS GIRLFRIENDS ARE SLOWLY DYING ONE BY ONE. HE IS GOING INSANE. OMG. btw. he still looks good even when he is in hospital outfit la. hahaha.

ok wev. bye

-ger

2006-07-02T04:20:00.000-07:00

/GER THIS IS PROOF THAT IM NOT A LAZY BLOGGER!

okay before anyone continues reading this entry, you've got to know that hoiyan's elder brother is called james, and is studying in aus now. this is what she told me happened aft church svc today. hoiyan's mum was asking hoiyan's dad if he paid attn during svc.

her mum: so did you listened during svc today?
her dad: ya i did.
mum: james said that humans are...in the mist... (the 'james' she was referring to was the book of james in the bible)
dad: oh really? when did you speak to him?! (hoiyan's dad thought she was referring to hoiyan's brother, james)

HAHAHAH! IT WAS SUPER FUNNY LAH. HER DAD IS THE BLURREST DAD EVER!

2006-07-02T03:14:00.000-07:00

joy ling. u are such a lazy blogger..

anyway, yesterday was such a shitty day. it was like full of ups and downs. so i was like happy and then sad. happy and then sad... and then sad again..

1) myskina won :))-happy-

2) england lost:((-sad-

3) venus williams lost :))-happy-

4) andy roddick lost :((-sad-

5) brazil lost :((-sad-

so in the end i was sad. cos i was sad three times and only happy twice. :(

-ger

2006-07-02T01:00:00.000-07:00

hahah i wanted to blog. but then i happened to chance upon hoiyan's blog (which practically described everything we did on friday). HAHAH and therefore i shall jst paste her entry here

same time one of the FUNNIEST and FUNNEST days of my life. i cant decide which. hahaha ok actually everdays been really fun cos i have the greatest friends on earth(EMO :p) HAHA i shall blog about what happened during CME.mich, joy and i were coming back from our school's very dirty toilet, which is littered by the many "kotex endorses"(as quoted from mich. HAHA), hyoung called out to mich soo loudly and started waving, so we also waved back. and omgg. what perfect timing la. mr ling was outside the class teaching mel pok math, and he waved to us in the most spastic way ever. omgg it was SERIOUSLY damn damn funny. and i was kinda stunned, i dunno if joy and mich were but well i was so i was just flashed him a bigg smile. HAHA after all, isn't that what CME is all about? being couteous and dunno what shit. and worst of all, joy had to friggin WAVE back and walk into class.
mr ling: joy, joy! (joy oblivious to the fact he was calling, and me stupidly following her back into class)
mr ling: hoi yan, call joy to come out(so i did, and walked into class with mich)
mr ling: ehh the 3 of you come here (wtf.. he didnt say the three of you at first.)mr ling: what have i said before? (and he looks at our no-movement-pass-uniforms) what do you think i should do now?
joy: let us off?
mr ling: (smiles.. omg i hate it when he does that. its effing freaky) haha.. you stand outside class until ms teo comes back and sees you.
i dont remember making alot of noise, but any way, mr ling was like "still want to talk is it? you want to PULL YOUR EARS?" wtff. HAHAH5 minutes passed..8 minutes...

joy: doesnt he get it? SHE'S NOT COMING

after much strategizing on how to sneak back into class without being caught by the ever watchful mr ling (e.g: by breaking the window which could probably only joy could fit through), ms teo appears. omgg. and blah blah blah she made us stand just at the doorstep of class cos she didnt allow us to go into class as "punishment" but at the same time she watned us to hear some announcement she was making so she asked us to stand by the doorstep, and said "no chocolates for us". BOO:( but but but thanks to our wonderful classmates, we got chocolates anw:D but the melted by the time school ended so like i didnt get to eat it.

anw, nic, joy and me went to town (GER you should've come!) and we took 171 which is a really bad idea especially when you're planning to have like lots of time in town and when school ends at like 2:30 cos the bus ride takes BLOODY long there and there were no seats. haha. anw, we met many interesting people on the bus such as this guy whose shoe was like taped up. and this small indian guy acting really gay with this chinese guy. HAHA obviously they were playing but they ended up kinda fighting. and omg. the chinese guy had really gross armpit hair. i felt like puking when joy told me to look.

(*newflash: myskina won doubles! wahaha)

anw, had lunch at taka and we sat at the same table as this phillipino/italian/mexican guy(we couldnt decide) who had really cool piercings which actually looked really good on him. haha after lunch i we walked to zara which was another very chaotic place(besides mango) because they were having sale. then we basically walked all around to find stupid founder's day dress (AGAIN.. and we ended up finding none) until we were like really dead.

hahahaok i'm getting really tired of blogging. haha took 171 home and there was this biigg and i mean bigg group of scouts on the bus till we like couldnt breathe. and there was this guy whose glasses were BIG and DIRTY, according to joy, which was kinda true.. his glasses were like misty. like gross. he fell asleep on the bus.
me: look at that guy
joy: oh dear, he looks like a murderer
me: he looks like a mathematician-a slight pause-
nic: uhh.. are we talking about the same guy?
joy: yeahh.. the guy in the pickup truck next to the bus what!
me: OMGG. NO! HAHAHA i was referring to the guy in the bus!

hahaha joy i htink it's your estic, or maybe i'm kok eyed so you couldnt see who i was staring at. HAHAHAok i dont wanna blog anymore. i hate mid years. bye

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NOTE TO GER: I WAS COVERING MY HEAD COS THAT'S LIKE THE HIGHEST PART OF MY BODY --> THE PART WHERE THE BIRDSHIT IS MOST LIKELY TO FALL UPON. HAHAHA IDIOT!

-joy

2006-07-01T05:44:00.000-07:00

PLEASE LET VENUS WILLIAMS LOSE TODAY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

2006-06-30T07:53:00.000-07:00

man. its finally friday!! :)) today me and joy were walking across teh overhead bridge and this flock of birds starting flying above us. we were damn scared la! i was scared it would poop on us. and joy said something rather stupid:

ger: eh i very scared later poop on us!
joy:(struggling to protect her head with her hands) WHY DO U THINK IM PUTTING MY HANDS OVER MY HEAD?

joy, u think the birds will poop on where u want them to!??! dont be so DIAOZ. and how much can of ur head can ur hands cover. gosh. there are alot of dumb ppl in the world.. joy's an exception. she's EVEN DUMBER. :))

-ger

2006-06-28T06:04:00.000-07:00

haha. first few days of school and im so exhausted already. haha. im wtaching CID. omg. the crimes in this show are so dumb. honestly. and the way the hero saves the day is retarded. if it werent for qi yuwu i wouldnt be watching this. i still rmb how tay pinhui extinguished a fire... BY ROLLING OVER IT. that was so hilarious. omg. if everyone can just roll over a fire. there wouldnt be anyone getting burnt in fires. .its so unrealistic. tsktsk

today, spain lost. damnit. no more hot people anymore. im left with england to support and i dont even support them that much. ok myskina just won the first set for her match. 6-0. wow. :D roddick is playing later too. tennis is much better than CID. :) CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY QI YUWU HAS TO BE WITH IVY LEE IN THIS SHOW!??!arghhhh

im going. bye. :)

-ger

2006-06-24T21:41:00.000-07:00

my mum annoys me lah. i think she's menopausing.
recently ive been sleeping in slightly later than usual. then she'll jst open my door and go..
'WAKE UP LAH! HOW ARE YOU GNA WAKE UP WHEN SCH STARTS??'
yea okay.
closes door
-5 seconds later-
'I SAID HOW ARE YOU GNA WAKE UP WHEN SCH STARTS???'
yes okay i'm up i'm up
closes/slams door again
-5 mins later-
'YOU'RE JST ASKING FOR TROUBLE RIGHT?'

ohmygod. and then when i was talking to hoiyan on the phone that day. and i was talking on my handphone while it was charging. and so she said,
'you wna be like that girl right?'
what girl.
'the girl whose phone exploded right in her face!'
why.
'cos she was talking while it was charging, jst like what you're doing.'

and i also recalled her making me drink up some wierd concoction she made jst cos she wanted to try out a new cooking equipment she bought- the pressure cooker.

SIGH SIGH SIGH. the holidays have been fun yet miserable. the impending dread of school. for some reason im starting to hate sch more. probably cos i know the dumb o levels are jst inching nearer. and oh my goodness me. we have two periods of chem tmrw? on monday mornings. what a terrible day to start the week.

bye holidays. hello school

-joy

2006-06-23T10:17:00.000-07:00

ok school is starting. shit la. im not prepared man. im still sleeping at like early in the morning everyday. this is bad. i should stop. if this carrries on. when school reopens, me and joy are gonna be late from day 1(sicne joy totally sucks at waking up in the morning herself) and before we know it we have to go detention. shit. i dont wanna update anymore. bye
-ger

2006-06-20T07:02:00.000-07:00

haha. im keeping this blog ALIVE BABY! hahahaha. omg joy. having chemistry lesson with those hot shits sure is gonna be fun. we can soooo BUILD ON OUR CHEMISTRY. BAHAHA. sure nosebleed one. i wonder what my essay on why spain should win be on about? HAHA.
thesis statment: Spain should win the world cup
Point 1: Spain play attractive football
Point 2: they are just as atractive as how they play
Point 3: the other teams have fugly idiots (eg: wayne rooney(BLEGH), ronaldo)
Conclusion: Spain should win the world cup. :)
i watched the repeat of the spain match today. they really are such wonderful people u noe.. then i watched diving. WAHLAU. why do guy divers have such nice bodies man!!!! got this USA diver who is damnn good looking la. damn. if i didnt already have andy roddick i wouldve gone for him. BAHAHA. omg im an idiot. ok byebye
-ger

2006-06-19T22:34:00.000-07:00

CMON GER WE'RE GNA REVIVE THIS DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. BLOG!

hahah okay so i shall update too. holidays are passing too quickly! aft midyrs it was chi o's, then two weeks of sch lessons ~~DURING THE JUNE HOLS.~~ the previous week has passed quickly too and bfr you know it, its gna be back to sleepy mornings/boring lessons/tons of work etc.

i wish we could all watch world cup during lessons when sch starts. at least it could add some spice to our usually boring days in school. or even better, we can take a field trip to germany :DDD
then our timetime can be smt like this..

720-745: assembly at the soccer pitch
745-830: probability lessons on which country is gna win
830-915: watch the match
915-945: HALFTIME/RECESS
945-1030: resume match
1030-1230: chemistry lessons. ( minus mrs loh plus torres and christiano ronaldo and kaka and beckham and gerrad and alonso)
1230-130: english essay on why spain deserves to win
130-230: cme lessons -meet the players session

HAHA HAHA. okay i can alr predict the day passing almost too quickly. sigh i hate school lah. and i hate sitting in front it strains my neck. but then agn, at least il get to see everyone agn when sch starts. im sure they're gna be ppl with new hairstyles and all. hahahah. its the -gng back to sch- trend! this is such a boring entry.
blahblahblah
talking to ethel now

-joy

2006-06-18T01:24:00.000-07:00

haha. since noone wants to update again. ill update lorh. no choice. BAHAHAA.
anyway, have you got the WORLD CUP FEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO! everyday is madness la. 9pm-first match, midnight-another match, 3am- ANOTHER match. wahpiang. first time after holidays i go school with eyebags. but WHO CARES. MUAHAHA. yesterday i supported ghana and iran. i dunno why. i guess i just have something for darker men.:) no la. but they are good la. i want spain to win though. i actually wanted england to win. but when they play they look shitty so yeah im so over england. but i guess ill still support them as long as they dont meet spain.:)) SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN. OLE OLE OLE! GO GO GO! OLE OLE OLE! SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING. ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE. SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING. OLE OLE OLE. :)) im such a major soccer fan that i kne the songs so well. :)

anyway back to reality. i havent done finish my holiday homework. HOLIDAY HOMEWORK IS AN OXYMORON. wtf. ok byebye

-ger

2006-06-03T09:10:00.000-07:00

hello everyone.. please meet.. the one and the only............................

POCAHONTAS..

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA. i mean he seriously looks like pocahontas. (sorry shi shi and natt!)

-ger

2006-05-29T06:16:00.000-07:00

michelle; have a juicy day (: says:
joy ling

joy ; says:
michelle lim

michelle; have a juicy day (: says:
i permed....

joy ; says:
your HAIR???

michelle; have a juicy day (: says:
HAHA

michelle; have a juicy day (: says:
NO

michelle; have a juicy day (: says:
hahah my eyelashes

joy ; says:
what.

joy ; says:
are you serious!!

michelle; have a juicy day (: says:
cause my eyelashes always gets into my eyeball

michelle; have a juicy day (: says:
so my mum said that her friend can perm it fer me so yeah.

joy ; says:do you look nicer?? : DD

michelle; have a juicy day (: says: HAHAH

michelle; have a juicy day (: says: um...my eyes look like barbie doll. HAHAHA NOT THAT BAD LA

HAHAHAHAHAH. OMGG THIS MICHELLE LIM SU MEI IS HILARIOUS MANZZ!! CANT WAIT TO SEE HER PRETTY BARBIE DOLL EYELASHES IN SCH TMRW. HOHO :DD BYE EVERYONE (HI GER, I BLOGGED!)

-joy

2006-05-21T08:21:00.000-07:00

never watch 'po-shit-don' i tell you. seriously, its the first time that i felt so traumatised and depressed after exams la.. :( sigh. ANYWAY EXAMS ARE OVER. :)))))))))) and i've got a very bad stomachche. gosh i can feel the shit coming thru any moment. crap.

anyway joy ling was supposed to update bout the movie so i think ill just leave it YOU NOE WHAT? IM GONNA SHIT. ILL UPDATE ANOTHER TIME. BYE.

-ger

2006-05-11T00:21:00.000-07:00

O.M.G. today.... SUCKS!!!! first there was the chem paper which was so friggin difficult i practically guessed most of the bloody equations. and now guess what?!?!?!?!?!?! CHRIS DAUGHTRY IS OUT OF AI5. IM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO UPSET!!!!!!!!!! DAMN SHIT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOW CAN HE GET OUT?!?!?! IM REALLY REALLY REALLY PISSED RIGHT NOW. i mean the only good thing that happened to day was that andy roddick won marcos bagdahtis.(well he should have anyway) FINALLY. BUT HE PLAYED LIKE CRAP TOO. i even fell asleep during the match. WHAT A HORRID DAY. CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS!!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNTING OF THE VOTES! ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH. NVM. I STIL LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!! YOU ARE MY AMERICAN IDOL.!! :))

..today sucks... BLAH.

ger

2006-05-05T19:54:00.000-07:00

two more weeks EVERYBODY! we can do this. HAHA.

bio prac was screwed. i spilled sugar solution on my test paper. damnit.

-ger.

2006-05-02T04:10:00.000-07:00

something funny just happened.. MYSKINA.. RANKED 12 IN THE WORLD. LOST TO SOME POLISH SHIT GIRL RANKED 300 INT HE WORLD. AMAZING ISNT IT. im in such a friggin bad mood right now im not even gonna study till im cooled down. damnit. this sucks. all my fave tennis players suck. myskina sucks. i think i couldve beaten her too la. and i dont even play tennis. bloody hell.
-ger

2006-04-26T04:45:00.000-07:00

school's been rather stressful nowadays. we do nthing but loads and loads of revision. anyhow pe was really fun today lah. its damn hard to describe so i shall jst put it in convo form. hahaha we played multi-games. a teacher is suppose to call out a certain number, and that number of girls are suppose to run out from each class and play whichever game the tcher choses. so..

mrs soo: can somebody throw me the ball? (holds out her palm)
cowie: EHHH EHHH!!! SHE SAID FIVE PEOPLE!!! -runs out-

hahahaha. it was so damn hilarious lah. and amanda was so damn act pro okay. cos it was her turn to play soccer then she kicked the ball so bloody high and far. but it was of no use cos she kicked it towards her opponent's goalpost. hmm. ger was no better. when amanda wnted to kick the ball towards the CORRECT goalpost this time, ger (who was all the way at the other side of the court) suddenly covered her eyes and screamed fer no apparent reason. she thought amanda wnted to aim the ball in her direction lah. HAHAHAHA!

okk so aft recess it was pe. and ger wnted to show me some girl who looks like a mutant bunny <-- nana came up w that.

(i was facing ger and talking to her)

ger: okay joy, look at the girl behind. the one facing you. she looks like a mutant bunny HAHAHA
joy: omgg MING EN???

ahahah. actually ger meant the girl who was behind me lah but i dint know she wnted me to turn around. but anyhow, to cut the long story short, that girl DID look like a mutant bunny and ger went to nicely tell ming en that i called her a mutant bunny -.-

whoo that was tiring. blogging always drains my energy. shall go attempt to study now byebye

-joy

2006-04-26T04:38:00.000-07:00

ger says:
go update

ger says:
I UPDATED LIKE FOUR TIMES IN A ROW

ger says:
UPDATE BOUT PE

ger says:
U CAN BOG BOUT PE

ger says:
AR EU UPDATING

ger wants me to update so badly mannzzz! tskk and she says mrs loh's naggy. hahaha i shall make her happy, and not let the 198248792751 times she told me 'go update' go to waste :DD

-joy

2006-04-25T05:55:00.000-07:00

during ss...

nette: ger.. do u noe u cant see ur neck?

---silence----

ger: no you can use a mirror...

-silence-

nette: no one told u to use a mirror. duh u can see with a mirror..

nette and ger: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

ger: u cant see ur teeth either..

nette attempts to look at her teeth.

HAHAHAHHA. OMG. THIS ENTRY IS JUST RANDOM BUT IT WAS SUPER FUNNY.

-ger

2006-04-22T19:35:00.000-07:00

LIVERPOOL BEAT CHELSEA 2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH BABYYYYYYY!!!

liverpool ROCKS! ((:

2006-04-21T07:18:00.000-07:00

since the PUMPKIN tagged.. i have a shoutout for you

dearest pumpkin,

you are so dead for calling me a beach whale..

good bye.

love,
ger

2006-04-21T06:14:00.000-07:00

haha. joy is so impatient. my tennis players are much impt than updating ok! stupid peabrain. gosh. im gonna upload pics of my tennis players for fun. haha. im bored. and im supposed to update about sec 2 camp. me and joy were talking bout it on the bus and we both almost died trying to control our pee which was coming out because we were laughin too much. HAHA.

ger's fantastic four:
roddick

ferrero

myskina

safin

omg. they all rock. sighhh... even though i think safin and ferrero needs a haircut and roddick needs more hair right now. but they still rock :))

ok anyway. this is gonna be damn long entry la. haha. ok. sec two camp. OMG. I JUST LOVE TALKING BOUT SEC TWO CAMP LA.

things to rmb bout sec two camp:

1. the formation of the charlie angels clan. ( alecia,joy,ger- the angels, ariel- useless bossley, eden- the lousy rusty speaker box, primrose- madison aka medicine-cos she was sick in camp and took damn alot pills, i helped to smash the pills!- and who can forget nana as lucy but she swallowed alecia's dog called fifi and became lufi.-i have no idea who the hell came up with tt..i think its alecia-)HAHA

2. miss black stuff in her nose- that was so disgusting... the dirt around the nose made it look like she had XLLLLL nostrils.HAHA. somemore we had to play some game where we were all squished together and we were upclose with miss black stuff in her nose la.. WITH THE BLACK STUFF IN HER NOSE.. it was hard trying to control ur laughter and being all squished by smelly jacksonites.

3. joy trying to wipe my glasses for me.. i thought she was like so kind la. then she returned it to me i said THANKS. and then i wore it and i felt it went even blurer. guess what? joy ling wipe my glasses till the lens came out la. STUPID SHIT.

4. running to the toilet when it was raining... OMG. hahahahha. cos we very ks to use the toilet so we will rush there. but on that day it was raining then we run and our rubber slippers kept getting stuck in the freaking mud la. and i rmb when we were running joy and alecia were peeing la. running running.... alecia to joy: IM PEEING U NOE.. ARE YOU??? joy to alecia: YAHHH ME TOO!!! i cant rmb what i was doing. i think trying to pry my slippers from the mud.

5. how our grp couldnt go for some nature ramble.. and so some ppl in our grp were rolling in the mud for cheap thrill.. cos they wanted to get as dirty as the ppl who actually went for the ramble shit. HAHAHA.

6. ROAST PORK!!! best way of crossing over a bar... u jump on it ,slip and cling onto the bar with ur hands while swinging to the underside of the bar. i rmb all of us were like: omg. we have charsiew for dinner. WOW. ahahhahahaha

7. i rmb how i ripped my shirt while trying to change in the open. it was sucha bad tear.

8. eden thinking burning ur tongue is ok. me and alecia took too much milo at night and eden finished hers in record time or something. and we were like eden! how do u do it! and she was like: aiya. just drink la. burn ur tongue also nvm one la! HAHA. right eden.

9. i rmb _____ telling ME not to snore.

Before i slept...

____:geraldine! dont snore ahhhhhh!

ger: yeah yeah

five mins later...

SNORE SNOREEEE*

ger: who the hell is that

eden: its _____!!!

ger/eden: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

lesson for all: if u arent sure if u snore, dont ask anyone to not snore...

im damnn lazy to update la. maybe another time. gtg now byeee

-ger

2006-04-21T05:57:00.000-07:00

okayyy i shall blog. tht stup ger is watching tennis on the com. she calls it bein a loyal tennis fan. oh wdv hahah.

today is a happy day. ____ dint come to sch :DD HAHAHEHEHOHO. sch was relatively slack tdy la. only had chi and chem (which is as good as not having any lessons)

ooh today was mandayye's sweet sixteenth! teo bought her these really cool vegetable pop-out stickers. teo took the durian and called herself the 'king of exotic fruits'. and i took the snowpea (which was super cute btw) and i was labelled a 'pea brain' by her -.- HMM. ger was no better lah, she took a POTATO. and frankie was suppose to take the brocolli to match her hair but they dint have it. so she subsituted it w a celery. hahah. but the ultimate was still nic ng lah. she took A FRIGGING PUMPKIN. ahahahah! and ger the potato sounded sick gng around calling nic 'hey pumpkin!' (:

had sbl aft that. i was kept awake by ger who kept being retarded. sigh she IS a retard. thn we started writing ppl msgs on post-its and sticking in on them. damn childish but. I LIKE. hahaha. we called mel pok 'xiao POKK cai' cos she chose a cabbage (xiao bai cai) sticker. hha and then we started making up silly poems and all tht shit lah.

ohoh it was refreshments aft that. FINALLY ((: but by the time kiasu us rushed out, the two (yes, thr were only TWO refreshment tables) tables were packed w ppl lah. so we had to queue up and all cos the food look really good. hahah. so when we were nearing the food, this was what happened..

ger: AHH! SPRINGROLLS!
joy: omgg i want!
ger: help me take help me take!!! (so i grabbed 2 for ger and dumped them on her plate)
some passerby: there's still like 10 left!!
mich: who wants pizzaa!!
mich:eh they're only FOUR brownies!!!
shi/halk/joy/ger/frankie: AHHH!
-one millisecond later-
no more brownies.

hahaha. im damn lazy to blog anymore lah. shall leave the rest to ger. hahahah byebye

-joy

2006-04-19T02:22:00.000-07:00

helllooo! omg. im so bloody tired from the whole day of PFT la. crap. but today was damnn hilarious ok HAHA.

first was 2.4. oh man. we were like all discussing how to run and all la. and we were all so tempted to walk cos apparently natt and shi walked and still got 11.40. wth. so yeah. 2.4. i ran with mich. HAHA. and we walked for almost 2 rounds. it was damn funny. we were like. " ok lets walk. lets walk. yellow cone ah.. okok." we did that for round 5678. HAHAHA. we ran half sprint half. and when i mean sprint we really sprinted. HAHA. and we still got a so ok la. and OMG. joy was so idiot la. cos me and her were supposed to run together.( apparently that didnt work out cos joy has so much stamina) AND SHE KEPT TALKING TO ME!

joy: ger come on faster!!!!
ger: no!
after a few ppl overtook..
joy: (drags my arm) ger! huryy up!!!
ger: ah shut up la. im not gonna talk to you anymore.

SERIOUSLY. i was so tired and breathless and she kept talking to me. so i decided to run with mich instead. HAHA.

ok then there was five item.. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. OMG. I DONT MEAN TO LAUGH AT UR BACK JOY BUT IT WAS SERIOUSLY DAMN FUNNY LA. first time i see ppl do sbj land on their knees one la. sorry joy, i dont think landing on your knees help u go further. HAHA.
oh yeah. before that we were at the quadrangle doing spinning stuff. HAHA. me hoiyan joy and franky were spinning la. then we were spinning halfway then franky fell down. HAHAHHAHAA. it was so funny la. she like just suddenly tip over. HAHA. then after pft we did it twice again. this time NETTE FELL. HAHAHHAHA. I WITNESSED THE WHOLE SCENE LA. franky banged into nette. then nette fell with her legs sprawled wide open la! and franky landed on nette. HAHA. thank goodness it was franky who landed on nette. it wouldve been deadly if i had landed on nette.HAHA.
so after a spinning good time, hoiyan's mum sent all of us to the bus stop. we all squashed at the back of the car. and franky was so idiot la. cos she had to sit on my lap so she sat and left her head outside the car! i thought i could close the door till i saw her stupid big head stuck between the car door and the roof of the car la! it was a funny sight. i was laughing away until she shifted her freaking body and i nearly choked to death. that was not funny.

OMG. to the spinning ppl: bush caught us spinning in the quadrangle and she filmed it down. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

ok. gtg now. my legs are killing me. bye

-ger

2006-04-15T22:06:00.000-07:00

the entry below was from mich btw.

WEDNESDAY
cross natls! yay mg did gooood :DD it was pretty enjoyable lah hot sun and all. hahah we were screaming like shit. what school spirit! heh. oh and teri did a really -.- thing

all of us: ohnoo.. where's weilin??
teri: WEILIN!!! WE'RE WEI-LINGG (waiting) !!

THURSDAY
swim meet was gooood! except that i had to do timekeeping. and teachers do gossip quite alot bout students la. not gna say who but this was what happened..

teacher A: aiyooo ni kan na ge xiao pangzi! ( look at that fatty! )
teacher B: YAA you know she's in taf club??
then her mother's trying to persuade me to get her out of it
she said dont know what lah. her daughter has swim trg 3 times a week, jogs quite often then ah i think has ballet lessons also
so you know i was thinking to myself, if this girl exercises so much, how come she's still so faat??
THEN, i knew why. i looked at her mother, aiyoo so big sized! must be hereditary lahh!!

hahah. took a bus back w ger and laughed until got tummyache. its such an embarrassment taking the bus back with her la. but we came up w a very ingenious plan. if you ever experience an emergency in the bus, (eg: cracking your head against the glass window when you fall asleep) you jst have to press your emergency button (your bellybutton) and the system (your butt) would automatically activate a loud siren (fart) and the smell would definately alert the authorities. AHAHAHA.

FRIDAY
met et natt nic halk mich and frankie to celebrate frankie's bday. hahah did quite a tremendous amt of shopping. i only got one pair of earrings though :( sadd. hha but it was fun nevertheless yea! ethel's freaking auntie lah. she was wearing her 3/4s and slippers and when we walked into forever 21 which was rather crowded, she was like. okay i'd better hold on tight to my bag so nobody can snatch it away. SIGHHH ETHEL AH-SOH (:

okay im done blogging. hha damn tired alr. only two more weeks to midyrs!! roarr

-joy

2006-04-14T19:18:00.000-07:00

HELLLOOO. hahah i just want to say that that scout....JY. yes his initials. were just amazed by the laughing/cheering/mocking power of 8 mgs girls. hahah oh and not forgetting...CHECKING US OUT. ha! DID YOU SEE HIM TRYING TO LOOK AWAY ( he rolllled his eyes), TRYING TO STOP LAUGHING(yes ger...bit his lips) and TRYING TO IGNORE US (looking up). hahah ahh he was so predictable. haha! anyway CROSSSSIES, you guys did dman dman welll. b div 2nd.! wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. hahah it was such a fun day la. haha especially the c div boys. HAHA wa lao. running with i pod?! haha and the guy who puked and cont. running. hahaha and there was this guy who ran with berms. haha! super funny la. B and C DIV girls were a pwer bunch. hahah did nothing of that sort and ran their hearts out. WELLL DONE. hahah anyway ger was being an ass and making me get a laughing fit..hahah especially at JY. hahaha! GO FIGURE.

2006-04-12T07:32:00.000-07:00

hahaha. ok. im doing a proper entry. HAHAHAHA. joy ling is so full of shit. she can laugh at me and smelly's essay on birds and animals when she herself did an essay on a life as a cat. ...... DIAOZ. HAHA
joy likes to laugh at people's essays. i still rmb she called me to tell me that nicc wrote this in her essay:" -something bout her waking up- with eyebags as big as grapes"(or was it prunes.. i cant rmb)
today had cross country finals. OMG OMG OMG. MG CROSSIES ARE DAMN FAST! WELL DONE!!! i hope u guys heard us cheering.esp teri tan (omg. i nearly went deaf).
ger: WEILIN.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-points
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
teri: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.(sorry i had to give her her own line. her scream was so amazingly loud)
ohohoh! and today we were standing a nice spot. and me and joy wanted to help pace with the sports school girls! :)) it was such an ingenius plan but too bad we were too scared. HAHA. and this boy scout on duty kept laughing at us when we were cheering. what's so funny la. it was so obvious la. he was like trying to control his laughter.and biting his lip. i mean. we didnt even do anything except cheer really loud. very funny meh?

-ger :))

2006-04-11T06:28:00.000-07:00

i made a class videoooooo! go see!!! hahahhaa. sorry if its a little screwed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=571zo_joeME

2006-04-09T17:49:00.000-07:00

HELLOOOO. we're in lab 3.1 now and tricia and i are done w our argumentative essay! :DD therefore i shall blog.

we were super early fer assembly today ( i think ger tried to save time by jumping off the bus, 20 pound bag and allll ) HAHA. ger's damn nice lah. she ignored all those very wierd stares from the 67 passengers jst so that we wont be late fer school. sigh i mean how nice is that. wanting to make a fresh start for the week. AHAHAHA.

oh man. ger and smelly are still doing their argumentative. haha they feel animals should not be kept in cages ( ger wants to fight fer her rights ) :DD i saw part of their essay on animals developing skin rash if they stay in cages. wahaha its super funny la.

whoo its Discover Jesus Week!!

-joy

2006-04-09T08:03:00.000-07:00

ok im feeeling randomy now. anyway ive heard these songs recently are they're realllly goood. go get them.!

Red Dress by sugababes
When i think of Love by Lee Ryan
Amazing by Westlife
Buttons by PCD
I dont need a man by PCD
Savin' Me by Nickelback

yup thats bout it. hahah they're are real goood. all songs up there are jumpy and pop-rock. haha dont worrry jling and ger. they're not the jack johnson type. heh/ IM OFF TO SLP. my beds screaming for me. gdnight.

-michh

2006-04-09T03:03:00.000-07:00

ok im bored so after reading mich's entry, i decided to write on why exactly the whole grp of us are so fascinated with the popular in school.

first reaction when we first saw the halfway renovated popular..
pressed our faces into the glass and everyone went:" wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww! it has air con..! and shelves.. wowwwwwwwww!
HAHAHAHHA.. i mean how suaku can we get. HAHAHA.
and now we have been going to popular every recess. and its amazing how when someone says i need to go popular. everyone goes: AGAIN?!?!-eyes opened in disbelief- but in fact, we all want to go.
i still rmb our first trip there. all of us just bought the most nonsensical things ever. nette bought paper clips which are still stuffed under her table, i bought two rulers.. and this is the ultimate. HOIYAN BOUGHT A FRIGGIN HOLEPUNCHER. HAHAHAHAHAHHA! omg. that was so hilarious. and tt day mich bought six smelly cubes of erasers. and they seriously smell. nette was so nice and offered it to me to smell la. and i rmb how natt went up to the lady and asked her how much this whole box of blanco refills cost. BAHAHAHA. omg. what can i say? we LOVE popular!!!!

-ger

2006-04-07T05:39:00.000-07:00

YAYYYY. michhy's back..back again. michhy's back tell a friend.hahah ok sorrry anyway TGIF! haha today schoool was super super fun la.haha i telll you POPULAR is ripping my wallet aprt. hahah today i just bought a pack of 6 (SUPER DUPER COOOOL) erasers for $1.30 but we split 6 erasers among 6 of us besides our dear ger ethel frankie and natt! hahah anyway as i was saying school was only fun after recess.! haha had chinese which wasnt very fun cos lao shi was in a bad mood ): hahah but CHEM! haha woww fun.haha "listening" to mrs loh's organic chemistry was ok la at least we got the formula. CnH2n+2. haha anyway HOPEFULLY OUR CLASS PARTY CAN WORK! haha cowboy theme with "THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING" as the theme song. haha!! no la not confirmed yet. hahah! but imagine 4b2 plus teachers dressing up as western girls. HAHA umm mr ling will look like woody frm toystory la! HAHAHA(: oh oh oh and english was damn funny cause i sent an email to the wrong person and i called the person a JACKFRUIT. ahem thanks to ger.! ahhaha cos gers mail is crappy_ger30 but i didnt know and i sent the mail which contained an ANTI-ABUSE ANIMAL AND BIRD REPORT plus a personal msg that said: HI GER, THE JACKFRUIT (: ahah. gawd hopefully the person doesnt email me back. hehhh. and during math, ger wanted to change the party theme to FRUITS (HOW HEALTHY) hahah and i suggested that * shld be a durian! HAHAH cos her ahem stinks like mad. PREPARE OXYGEN MASK! hahah im kidddding. btw after that we had international friendship day when we went round looking for goood food. HAHA and ger ate her OILY TAIWANESE SAUSAGE. which looked really goood. haha but bev came and then...blahblahblah. HAHA so i didnt want to eat it. HAHAH! anyway instead of pigging out we worked out by whacking the pinatas more than 15 times la. hahah and we managed to get candy out of it. HEHH! (: wheeee schoool was so fun this week. especially the BAG INCIDENT.

haha

ger: ehh help me carry my bag up please
joy:oh okay eh mich come along!
mich:oh okay..
(walks into elvina's class to collect bag)
mich: omg ger's bag is dmannn heavy
joy: i told her her bag is like 20 pounds la.
joy: lets dump it in the middle of the field
mich: no la! tooo far! HAHAH
mich: ehhh the bin! haha lets put it ontop
joy: HAHA eh eh okay.
(we placed the bag onto the yellow bin which says litter)
both: ehh lets go up!! hahah hurry
mich: OMG THIS IS DMAN FUNNY
(when we reached the second level, me and joy hid behind a pillar where the view of bag on the bin was EXTREMELY CLEAR to us.)
joy: HAHAH ok lets wait
(so we waited and waited behind the pillar)
joy: EH EH EH! shes walking towards the direction of the bin now!
mich: OH YEAH! ahhahaha
(ger walks past the BIN! haha so we were really surprised for 2 seconds hence 2 seconds of silence was experienced until....)
ger: WHAT THE..!!!!!!!!!!!
(she notices her bag on the bin)
mich and joy: HAHAHAHAHA LETS GO UP TO CLASSSS!
(we ran up to class with side splitting laughter then later on sat next to each other and laughed our asses off)
(ger enters)
ger:you two..!! what bi-a-tches. HAHAHAH!
mich and joy:HAHAHAH!

SO YEAH THIS WAS PROLLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER IN THIS WHOLE WEEEK. umm besides mr ling looking like woody frm toy story in a cowboy costume and ahem* smelling like a durian. HAHAHAHA im kiddddding. haha not really actually . ahh but anyway my fingers are tired! IM OUTTA HERE (:

-michh(:

2006-04-07T05:24:00.000-07:00

whacking the pinata gave me a shoulder ache. oww.

-ger

2006-04-06T06:24:00.000-07:00

hello. i see the booGER went to chope the honour of blogging first. hahaha. and thanks mich for doing such a good job :DD

today went pretty fast lah. nothing exciting to blog about. but i think ger is very strong. nette told me she was attempting to cut her marker and she was so strong until some plastic bit from the marker flew and hit her in the face, when she tried to cut it. HURRHURR.

ohkay lets see. we learnt permeatations and combinations. then mr ling made frankie nicc natt and i do some example thing. we had to drag our chairs to the front of the class and form a row with it. then we had to sit down. and cos the whole class dint know what was happening, they assumed it was a punishment fer us cos we dint do our hwk. HAHAHA. natt and i thought it was punishment cos our floor area was extremely messy today.

had chem test. uh im rather immune to failing alr. its only how badly i fail. hahaha

and the netties get to skip like 3/4 of school trmw cos their match was postponed! grr unfair. but all the best anyhow :DD YOU CAN DO IT!!

rawr this entry sucks. last day of sch tmrw whoohoo! oh wait i rmb something funny. cos frankie tied her hair 'bamboo style' today and mich said she looked like ne zha. its that funny chinese boy cartoon who wears a halter bareback sort of thing. HAHAHAHAHA. random -.-

-jling

2006-04-06T05:41:00.000-07:00

yay! i'm first! aw man mich. u are damn pro at this html thingys. i never get them. they dont even make sense. i guess thats why mich is so good at it. cos she doesnt make sense at times too anyway.haha. anyway. i was supposed to update on how MICH LIM AND JOY LING DUMPED MY BAG ON THE DUSTBIN JSUT BCOS THEY REFUSED TO CARRY MY TWENTY POUND BAG UP THE STUPID STAIRS..... that's not all.. THEY STILL CAN SPY FROM UPSTAIRS LA. why am i friends with such heartless people. HAHA. i mean what would i do without my bag man! to think joy wanted to put it on top of that hill thing. u guys are idiots.

sigh.. nvm. at least joy ling got retribution when she was asked to do a stupid demonstration for mr ling along with natt nic and franky. they looked like fools up there. thank goodness joy ling didnt do much of that slutty pose thing when mr ling called her. BAHAHA. we had bio lab and we were cutting fruits? how enriching. i mean seriously, it was so amazing looking at the L.S of a orange and a T.S of an tomato as well as the outer appearance of a snow pea. wonderful topic .bio. really.mich's tomato drawing looked funny so did hoiyan's orange. not like mine was any better..

our match today was postponed.gosh. we are never gonna have lessons like that la. just hope it doesnt rain tomorrow. COME ON NETTIES! WE CAN DO THIS! :)

bye!
-ger